What Kinda Swimming Costume are you?

Currently I am in no such state to even be thinking of swimsuits.
I have a lovely lard inner tube that I got for x-mas that has been chilling on my mid-section since December that won't go away...despite my greatest efforts.
And by greatest efforts I mean not working out 
and 
eating less ice-cream than I did the day before...
Womp Womp
However, I am not one to let the size of my ass get in the way of my dreams so I gotta ask..
What Kinda Suit Are you?

Aztec Print One Piece

Striped Bikini

Polka Dot Bikini

Animal Instincts

Missoni Zig Zag

Pretty Plain

Floral One Piece

Or are you like me and plan on wearing a cover-up the whole sunny season?
Can You say DASHIKI!

Dashiki

so....what say ye wee ones?